Want to promote your site stats, like everywhere you go? Then Alexa has just the answer for you. Get your very own tee promoting your 0.00125% slice of the internet pie with Alexa T-Shirts.
There are some pre made t-shirt designs already, and frankly they couldn’t be cheesier than this - “You will visit my site. You will give me better rank.” The first guy that walks around silicon valley with this will surely get either beaten up or something equally terrible.
“Will dance for better Alexa rank”, “They say size doesn’t matter, but rank does” of course once taken to zazzle.com, the partner for the printing etc.., you can customize the words to whatever you like. If you go through their site they just get a commission.

I can’t wait for the day when there will be a startup that gives a more clearer picture of site traffic and ranking than Alexa. Until then…



collis on March 11th, 2007
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Oh my, that is a terrible idea isn’t it! yes we sure could do with something better than Alexa. Maybe Google will aggregate its analytics and toolbar stats one day, upset everyone but make webmasters everywhere happy
Techn0tic on March 12th, 2007
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The Google analytics graphs are much prettier, they would make a good T-shirt design if you wanted to show off.
Ben on May 4th, 2007
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Compete.com is a good Alexa analogue.